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household appliances revolt: washing machines snatch clothes from the guests,
bellowing Hoovers suck
off makeup and wigs and false teeth, electric toothbrushes leap into screaming
mouths, clothes dryers turn gardens into dust bowls, garden tools whiz
through lawn parties, impaling the guests, who are hacked to fertilizer
by industrious Japanese
hatchets. Loathsome, misshapen,
bulbous plants spring from their bones, covering golf courses, swimming
pools, country clubs and tasteful dwellings. |
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